someone who likes to say "whatever" a lot, someone who likes to put ketchup on all their food, someone who likes to drink Malibu Pineapple cocktails, someone who is chronically late to meet with friends, someone who has trouble with grammar & spelling in terms of the English language, someone who has trouble driving an automobile, someone who likes to eat the same thing everyday, someone who likes to twirl the hair on the back of their head while they drive, someone with a very small nose, someone who only speaks to say something negative, someone who only laughs when the joke is at someone else's expense and/or humiliates someone else

Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.