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to brune: verb describing the overwhelming cramping sensation in the lower abdomen that one needs to relieve his or her bowels almost immediately.
After eating at tacobells, that familiar feeling arose telling me I was about to brune.
syn: bruning up
brunery: a row of toilets typically found in a large mall or school cafeteria designed for quick access
brunage: the byproduct of bruning up.
syn: bruning up
brunery: a row of toilets typically found in a large mall or school cafeteria designed for quick access
brunage: the byproduct of bruning up.
by Sidarthur December 27, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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He likes to brune. He tells people he's rich and successful, but everybody knows he still lives with his parents and has never had sex, though he's 35.
When his wife walked on him with another woman he bruned up.
When his wife walked on him with another woman he bruned up.
by bubbles13 April 03, 2013
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n. shortened term for brunettes ; plural form of brune ; sexually attractive females with reddish-brown hair
by ironyreigns September 12, 2013