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A portmanteau of the terms "brown" (in this case meaning "shit") and "bronze" (the medal normally given for third place in major competitions).
1. (noun) A terrible situation that has reached its apex, its summit, its outlier, but in a more user friendly context. It is primarily used in situations that can be best described as significantly higher than shitty.
2. (adjective, interjection) A feeling of disillusionment after a failure or undesired outcome; can be used as an exclamatory declaration.
3. (noun) A fictional award given to one's self after experiencing failure, heartbreak, or any general emotional setback, akin to receiving the shit end of the stick.
1. (noun) A terrible situation that has reached its apex, its summit, its outlier, but in a more user friendly context. It is primarily used in situations that can be best described as significantly higher than shitty.
2. (adjective, interjection) A feeling of disillusionment after a failure or undesired outcome; can be used as an exclamatory declaration.
3. (noun) A fictional award given to one's self after experiencing failure, heartbreak, or any general emotional setback, akin to receiving the shit end of the stick.
"This situation is complete brownze."
"Oh, brownze...."
"I always try my best, but I keep getting the brownze when all is said and done."
"Oh, brownze...."
"I always try my best, but I keep getting the brownze when all is said and done."
by cdizzub March 08, 2016
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011