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1. Noun; A club-like weapon made by shitting into a sock and tying the end.
2. Verb; The act of inflicting a blow with such a weapon.
2. Verb; The act of inflicting a blow with such a weapon.
Motherfucker, if I catch you drinking milk straight from the carton, I am going to brownjack you until the sock breaks! Believe that shit!
by James G.P. Conrad July 17, 2015
Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.
2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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(verb)
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.
1. Timmy brown jacked Veronica after a big night on the town.
2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.
3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.
2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.
3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.
by RichardBachman July 05, 2013