1)The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.
2)Any man who attempts the above action.

Term invented by Brian Troy of San Diego and popularized in 2004.
1)I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.
2)Dave is a complete brown nut.
by Brian Troy May 06, 2004
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1. The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.

2. Any man who attempts the above action.
1. I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.

2. Dave is a complete brown nut.
by briantroy March 10, 2011
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1) When an individual experiences brown discharge or ejaculate.

2) An exclamation of joy when something goes your way.
1) I've been experiencing some brown nut lately, I think I should talk to my doctor.

2) Person 1: Yo you see that game last night?

Person 2: Yeah man it was brown nut af!
by Brown Nut 69 May 03, 2017
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When a man's explosive diarhea splashes onto his ballsack
I should've know not to push so hard with diarhea... now I've got brown nuts
by manoman044321 July 10, 2011
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The act of sharting on someone's balls.
Everything was going so smoothly, but when she took her pants off she got nervous and couldn't relax her anus. No Fireside Nut Brown for me that night.
by Bonerlord February 04, 2010
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A girl who whips her own shit on a partner's penis while performing oral sex.
Damn that girl is nasty she is a Nut Brown Maiden.
by the super duper nasty creep January 19, 2011
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A sex position involving a bear, a chair, a man, and a tree.
I am going to go and mammoth double nut brown that tree.
by tummy12359382262 October 15, 2011
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