The ugliest and most common eye color, brown eyes aren't very nice because brown is the color of shit. Brown eyes aren't exotic, rare, or beautiful, and the only people who think otherwise are just jealous of people with blue and green eyes and want to feel better about themselves. Brown eyes are shit.

When you pull your ass out and show them your asshole

Another name for your asshole

The third eye right between your booty

Ones hole in the posterior section of the gluteus Maximus

The most sexiest, cutest eye colour EVER. Like in my opinion this is the best eye colour. Everybody who has BROWN EYES is 10 times more attractive than people with blue eyes. (This is coming from blue eyed human). Also plus points if your brown eyes are very dark almost like black and if your hair is thick dark brown too. Oh my god please marry me!