When wiping ones arse after a particularly sloppy turd
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

When you are wiping your ass and your finger goes through the toilet paper, giving the appearance of a brown ballerina (the paper being the tutu)!

On the hopefully rare occasion you attempt to wipe away the remains of a particularly capacious poo and accidentally push a finger through the paper, after the required degree of swearing, you may look down to access the damage and be greeted by what is called a Brown Ballerina. This is the name given to the appearance of your now brown finger wearing what appears to be a lovely brow tutu. Not nice...but hopefully from now on...a touch more funny

a girl who likes to take it up the ass, then suck the guys dick after he pulls out and she twirls it and slaps it in her face.

Where your finger penetrates the toilet paper whilst wiping the rectum after a bowel movement.

A finger busting through a piece of toilet paper when wiping your ass