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term used by the coolest male group of friends in any community, school, environment etc. it is referred to as a title for those lucky enough to be considered a broskie. a broskie is closer than a bro.
wanna go to a hockey game tonight broskie?
broskie! i called shotgun before him.
lets have a broskies' night out.
broskie! i called shotgun before him.
lets have a broskies' night out.
by Broskie Leader March 31, 2006
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A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."
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a gender neutral word with the same or similar meaning as bro or dude. However, your broskie is the guy or girl you trust. Your best friend is your broskie. Your broskie is your ride or die
by trapthagod May 21, 2019
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Men who run in 'packs' with other broskies, especially at work & 'out on the town'.
A broskie fabricates exploits with women in order to fit in, ironically unaware that, in reality, his fellows are equally unsuccessful with women.
Broskie packs often employ a 'bro-hoe', typically the Alpha broskie's girlfriend, through which the others can vicariously experience relationships.
Broskies tend to overdress and cultivate immaculate 'GAP model' beards or, failing that, make prodigious use of hair product in order to get that devil-may-care yuppie look.
As their main drive is gaining acceptance, they constantly seek to impress the Alpha . Being sexually insecure, broskies will always avoid questions regarding their homoerotic clique structure.
A broskie fabricates exploits with women in order to fit in, ironically unaware that, in reality, his fellows are equally unsuccessful with women.
Broskie packs often employ a 'bro-hoe', typically the Alpha broskie's girlfriend, through which the others can vicariously experience relationships.
Broskies tend to overdress and cultivate immaculate 'GAP model' beards or, failing that, make prodigious use of hair product in order to get that devil-may-care yuppie look.
As their main drive is gaining acceptance, they constantly seek to impress the Alpha . Being sexually insecure, broskies will always avoid questions regarding their homoerotic clique structure.
"Whoah, it must be 'Salmon-color Shirt Day' for the Broskies"
"Uh oh, looks like the Alpha Broskie forgot to take his No-Xplod this morning!"
"Looks like the broskies brought their bro-hoe along for lunch / the bar / the club"
"Uh oh, looks like the Alpha Broskie forgot to take his No-Xplod this morning!"
"Looks like the broskies brought their bro-hoe along for lunch / the bar / the club"
by WizardPickle September 29, 2009
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A group of 3 or more Ass holes who think they are bros. Do everything just to be cool, and are fucking pricks to girls, yet people like them.
Broskie 1: Lets rage boii
Broskie 2: Fuck yeah! But first lets tell that girl shes a whore so she'll suck us.
Broskie 1 & 3: Yee!
Broskie 2: Fuck yeah! But first lets tell that girl shes a whore so she'll suck us.
Broskie 1 & 3: Yee!
by SeanCallow December 18, 2010
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Someone who has seven girlfriends and counting, a.k.a. Big Poppa/ Big P. and is a HUGE fan of motivational posters. A guy who does completely random stuff that is completely hilarious!
Woah, that broskie has another girlfriend today!
Did you that broskies picture? Which one? Oh, the banana hamock one.
Did you that broskies picture? Which one? Oh, the banana hamock one.
by asaigh August 21, 2010