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A. A pink wine enjoyed with friends, or your bros.

B. A pink wine served at a brodown.

C. A pink wine enjoyed so regularly, you know it like you would know one of your bros.

D. All of the above.
Let's chill and have some brosé tonight.

or:

"Are you going to the brodown?"
"Yeah, and I'm bringing the brosé."

or:

I like the Peyrassol so much it's not just a rosé, it's a brosé.
by cup.half.full June 10, 2011
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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The Mexican version of broseph; anyone who is a bro from a Spanish-speaking country
Man 1: "Hey broseph!"

Man 2: "No hablo Inglés.."

Man 1: "Oh...Hola Brosé"
by glitchinthemind May 18, 2011
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He who is without equal; paragon of perfection, criterion of crunk, whose power and intellect is beyond our ability to fathom or recognize.
Oh Broses, who art in awesome, hallowed be thy mane,
thy ping is none, thy will is phun,
your worth is infinity times seven
by NerdVernacular August 15, 2006
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Prose written for bros. Popular works of brose include Rippetoe's Starting Strength and Schwarzenegger's Education of a Bodybuilder.

Not to be confused with broetry.
Mark Rippetoe is widely regarded in broscientific circles as a leading author of brose.
by CowManCheeseBall February 28, 2014
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alternative to bro, brother, broseph, or man. combination of moses and bro/brother, evolved from the standard biblical companionship term broseph
what u been up to lately broseph? I hit up the mall, ate some taco bell and drank a baja blast, what about you broses.
by $W.M.$ July 20, 2010
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A heterosexual male should be allowed to give another heterosexual male flowers, as long as they both refer to them as "Broses."
Dude, the Cubs finally won another World Series. Thanks for the half-a-dozen Broses!
by SnugglesKnucklecock April 25, 2011
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