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Typically female, but can also apply to those ultra small frame males...

A body/build of a broom with the ultra-lacking personality of a brick.
A FINE example is Nadia (Russian model) from "New Girl" television show, Season 1, Episode 22 - "Tomatoes"

Did you see that broombrick walking by? Not only was she not able to be seen when turned sideways, but dumb as a stump!
by DarthLoco April 25, 2012
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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