When a heteroseuxal guy does something romantic for another hetrosexual guy. Its a bromantic thing to do. Caution bromance is not to be confused with a gay relationship.
Andrew: 'Steve did we just call each other at the same time'
Steve: 'Yeah we did haha'
Andrew: 'Omg that's so Bromantic'
Steve: 'Yeah we did haha'
Andrew: 'Omg that's so Bromantic'
by CautionSteve December 14, 2012
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
When two straight men have a close relationship and people think they are really dating. Being bromantic includes going on bro dates and hanging out together.
"Hey tony , you and him huh? "
" ha ha yea we're pretty bromantic "
"Cuutee"
"Hey tony , you and him huh? "
" ha ha yea we're pretty bromantic "
"Cuutee"
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by S3aCaD33t March 22, 2016
by chica buena April 14, 2004
having a closer than normal relationship with your bro, but still within the confines of No-Homo. Also Bromances also include going out with your bro
by bromanticlover May 30, 2010
Bromantic (adjective); not necessarily homosexual, yet still just a little too much love goin' on between guys.
by sandspit June 28, 2007
Something that allows for slight homosexuality between good bros. Such as bro-spooning, dinner and a movie, or heavy bro play fighting.
Bro 1: "I had a great time last night, man. It was really bromantic."
Bro 2: "Me too bro, I enjoy spending time with you, no homo."
Bro 2: "Me too bro, I enjoy spending time with you, no homo."
by broliver April 28, 2015
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

