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A gangsta nigga who stay fresh and clean 24/7 with their swagga. Brodericks tend to have big ‘ole dicks that are 9 inches and bigger (hung like horses) and nut like a muthafucka. They have an attitude that at first will annoy you but then you will soon get used to it and appreciate their feistiness and their cockiness. Whenever you argue with a Broderick, don’t even bother trying to put up a fight because YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WRONG and he will win every single time… seriously (pisses me off). They have great smiles and ‘ride n die’ personalities that are fly and will always be there by your side. They will always be honest and straight up with you about anything even about his opinions and feelings toward you. If the love you they show it… if they hate you you’ll know it. They are playas straight from the South and spit mad game to pick up all kinds of big booty hoes up in the club, parties, functions, etc. Don’t talk back to them or they will bust a cap in yo’ ass with their glock. BEWARE BITCHES… Brodericks are hard to tame!!! But if you know one keep him close because he will always love you and will protect you at any cost.

Bitch #1: Damn nothing but small dicks up in this club…

Bitch #2: Yea I feel you! I need one of them big dick Brodericks!!

Bitch #1: Yee! They always get'chu walking wit a limp.

*both sigh*

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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow

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Washing just your balls in the bathtub, like Matthew Broderick in the movie, Election.

Are you gonna shower?
Nah, I only have time for a quick Broderick.

by Garvey March 14, 2007

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(n) a bathing of one's balls and undercarriage by squatting in the tub and giving a refreshing wash and upsplash, a la Matthew Broderick in the movie, "Election." Similar to whore bath and Italian shower, but a little more involved.

Damn, it was hot today. I need to take a quick broderick before we go out.

by PoopMachine May 23, 2005

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Damn, it was hot today. I need to take a quick broderick before we go out.

by PoopMachine May 12, 2005

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