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1. An extremely homosexual male with a Monk complex who enjoys "playing" soccer with other field fairies and refuses to touch doorknobs, ketchup packets, and tacos (prefers hotdogs)
Broch: "Dude, like totally get that taco away from me. It'll make me fat before soccer - I need to beef up."
Random Guy: "Want some of my hotdog?"
Random Guy: "Want some of my hotdog?"
by byron kutlusoy August 29, 2006
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A very Homosexual Farmer
Who doesn't take care of his animals
who likes playing Soccer naked and hotdogs
and mostly have there middle name Evan
Who doesn't take care of his animals
who likes playing Soccer naked and hotdogs
and mostly have there middle name Evan
by HomesBlack January 21, 2008