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When the thought of someone penetrating you with a slightly uncooked broccoli makes you sexualy aroused or you're amused by the thought.
''Guys! i think I am broccolisexual... ;-; ''
''Are you sure? That's not normal~''

''Yeah, Sarah was cooking broccoli and I got a boner over the thought of them'';-;
by ThatWeirdOneInYourGroup March 21, 2016
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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