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Person1: I love you.
Person2: Broccoli
Person1: How does my hair look?
Person2: Broccoli.
Person1: What's the answer to number 42?
Person2: BROCCOLI !
Person2: Broccoli
Person1: How does my hair look?
Person2: Broccoli.
Person1: What's the answer to number 42?
Person2: BROCCOLI !
by BLONDIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE May 15, 2011
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drunk and stoned to the point of no return. Signs of someone being broccoli is crawling on their hands and knees trying to get to the nearest bed, or staying close to the floor just trying to breathe. Do not disturb or attempt to talk to someone who is broccoli, just let them go. At this point,sexof any kind is totally out of the question.
I knew we shouldn't have smoked that joint after the bar. Look at Linda now....she is just broccoli!!
by the_trapper August 16, 2006