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The interim stage between seeing someone and being a gf/bf.
She ain’t some hoe, she’s my broccoli
by Ms_lee November 01, 2020
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Term used mostly by online gamers to express their skill in a videogame.
*Gamer gets a headshot*
Gamer: Oooooh call me broccoli, CAUSE IM NASTY!
by Try to Catch me May 19, 2008
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broccoli is something you say when you don't know what else to say .
Person1: I love you.
Person2: Broccoli

Person1: How does my hair look?
Person2: Broccoli.

Person1: What's the answer to number 42?
Person2: BROCCOLI !
by BLONDIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE May 15, 2011
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drunk and stoned to the point of no return. Signs of someone being broccoli is crawling on their hands and knees trying to get to the nearest bed, or staying close to the floor just trying to breathe. Do not disturb or attempt to talk to someone who is broccoli, just let them go. At this point,sexof any kind is totally out of the question.
I knew we shouldn't have smoked that joint after the bar. Look at Linda now....she is just broccoli!!
by the_trapper August 16, 2006
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One who is constantly making people do things they don't want to do.
Billy: "Really officer he made me do it! He's a broccoli!"
Officer: "I see"
by grizzlychicken November 15, 2004
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Men have the broccoli, women have the potato..together they make a yummy meal.
by TaylorAndelko April 17, 2007
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