Urban Dictionary: bro-tini

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(noun) An alcoholic beverage that consists of one cup of Natural Light or Keystone Light beer with a shot of Banker's Club vodka mixed in. It is usually served in a Solo cup but any plastic cup is adequate. The drink is typically garnished with a cigarette bud or the bone of a chicken wing.

I was at the Phi Sigma Alpha kegger last night and wanted to get f*cked up. I told my bro I didn't want to take straight shots so he made me a bro-tini that was off the chain.

by KidA RIP November 21, 2009

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cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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Brotini

The act of shaking (in ice) an otherwise bland and fratty drink consisting of 3rd tier liquor and chaser with a martini shaker and straining it into a martini glass; therefore bequeathing the class and sophistication that previously eluded what would otherwise be known as a brodrink.

Bro 1: Fellas, I picked up a fifth of svedka and sprite, let's pour this into a cup and make brodrinks.

Bro 2: I don't know bro, I feel like we should change things up tonight.

Bro 3: Tonight is special. I just got a promotion so we're goin all out tonight and making brotinis.

Bro 1+2: Bromance for days.

by Johnny-Bro December 28, 2009

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brotini

yet another branch off of derivatives of bro without all the bad connotations. see brollerskates

hey man i'm ordering a pizza..want in?

hells yeah brotini!

by GrizLee April 30, 2008

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brotini

When two or more bro’s go out to the bar and order martinis together. Most commonly martinis on happy hour special. I.e. $3 special for 50 Shades of Pink Martini

Me and the boys are going out for brotinis before happy hour ends so stop being a bitch so I can make it on time.

by MyPoopHoroscope October 03, 2019

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