This phrase should be used under no circumstances whatsoever. This is, the absolute worst thing you could physically possibly say to another being. If you were to take, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, AND ur sister a mister, and combine them all, it could not even come close to the catastrophic damage this phrase will cause. Once this phrase has been said, nothing will happen at that moment. The other person will think you're just fucking retarded or something and walk away. Little do they know, their lives will start falling apart. The families fucking die, one by one, in the worst way they possibly could. Anyone who loves or cares for them, will abandon them in the most mentally damaging way, damaging beyond repair. They will get to a point where the absolutely can't handle it any longer. They will get ready to commit suicide. They'll have it prepared, and as soon as they're about to do it, THE EARTH SLOWLY STARTS TO CRACK BELOW THEIR FEET, THE SUN EXPLOADS AS EARTH FLYS THOUSANDS OF MILES OUT OF IT'S ORBIT. BLACK HOLES START APPEARING BY THE MILLIONS IN RANDOM LOCATIONS IN THE UNIVERSE, WW3 STARTS, BOMBS DROP EVERY WHERE! HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE DYING EVERY GOD DAMN SECOND...
It's all gone.. every bit. Every little fucking thing is gone. The universe just fucking stopped...
It's all gone.. every bit. Every little fucking thing is gone. The universe just fucking stopped...
Person #1: ur granny tranny
Person #2: Fuck you ur bro a hoe
Person #1: *assumes the person has some kind of autism or down syndrome and walks away*
Person #2: He has no idea what's coming his way.. ha
Person #2: *goes home to his family and his mom tells him she has Ebola and blows her brains out right before his fucking eyes, his dad gets shot at work, every other famaily member dies in some horrible way. Then his best friend fucked his girlfriend and rubbed it in his face and so did she as she left him for his best friend, of nine years I might add. All his other friends abandon him and start making fun of him, jumped him a few times and stole all his shit, in massive crowds, leaving him helpless(they on some gang shit). He puts up with it for a month before he decides to kill himself. He has so many cuts on his body that he's made a poor attempt to hide. He ties a noose, goes to the nearest bridge, ties his noose around a pole on the side of the bridge, AND THE EARTH CRACKS BELOW HIM AND THE BRIDGE COLLAPSES, THE EARTH STARTS FLYING OUT OF ORBIT AND IT GETS VERY VERY COLD VERY QUICKLY, PEOPLE ARE GOING BLIND FROM WATCHING THE SUN EXPLODE BECAUSE THEY'RE AUTISTIC AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA, A BLACK HOLE EATS THE FUCKING EARTH AS EXISTENCE FADES AWAY AS GOD FALL TO THE NON EXISTENT GROUND AND STARTS VIOLENTLY CRYING AND SCREAMING AS HE PREPARES TO KILL HIMSELF*
Person #2: Fuck you ur bro a hoe
Person #1: *assumes the person has some kind of autism or down syndrome and walks away*
Person #2: He has no idea what's coming his way.. ha
Person #2: *goes home to his family and his mom tells him she has Ebola and blows her brains out right before his fucking eyes, his dad gets shot at work, every other famaily member dies in some horrible way. Then his best friend fucked his girlfriend and rubbed it in his face and so did she as she left him for his best friend, of nine years I might add. All his other friends abandon him and start making fun of him, jumped him a few times and stole all his shit, in massive crowds, leaving him helpless(they on some gang shit). He puts up with it for a month before he decides to kill himself. He has so many cuts on his body that he's made a poor attempt to hide. He ties a noose, goes to the nearest bridge, ties his noose around a pole on the side of the bridge, AND THE EARTH CRACKS BELOW HIM AND THE BRIDGE COLLAPSES, THE EARTH STARTS FLYING OUT OF ORBIT AND IT GETS VERY VERY COLD VERY QUICKLY, PEOPLE ARE GOING BLIND FROM WATCHING THE SUN EXPLODE BECAUSE THEY'RE AUTISTIC AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA, A BLACK HOLE EATS THE FUCKING EARTH AS EXISTENCE FADES AWAY AS GOD FALL TO THE NON EXISTENT GROUND AND STARTS VIOLENTLY CRYING AND SCREAMING AS HE PREPARES TO KILL HIMSELF*
by ImTweba March 26, 2018
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the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first
Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes
or
Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!
or
Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!
by Smitty February 24, 2003
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When one, (usually male) puts their buddies first before any woman regardless of the situation, expecially a whore or woman that is undeserving or not worth bieng with that person.
Bro's Before Hoe's is when you wanna hang out with your buddies, and the woman is giving you drama, so you pick them over the ho.
by Air Assault January 03, 2008
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Common parallels:
1.|Bros before bitches
2.|Bros before boxes
3.|A Man code article
4.|A Bro code article
5.|Friends before females
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Terms needing defined:
1. BRO | A bro in definition (if you are male) is a male you have a bond with. Most commonly referred to as friendship;friend.
2.>HOE;(HO) A woman, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife or ex-wife. Any such subset.
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"Bros before hoes"
1.> This term is a commonly referred to section of the "unwritten" "Man code" which refers to Men putting their friends or "brothers" before women. As it is respectful of one to treat those whose friendship was earned and is now respected above a woman who has not earned it.
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Usage:
subject 1: "Hey man"
subject 2: "what's up?"
subject 1: "I was thinking about asking that girl out over
there ,but i heard she was your ex girlfriend and
I was like nah Bros before hoes man."
subject 2: "Damn straight"
subject 1: "Real men follow the man code"
subject 2: "True, True."
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*Note:
Common place of this term has fallen out of usage as most men currently lack the fortitude to convey such morality and strength. I fear this term and the actions it conveys will be lost forever as chivalry, respect, and courage have in our "modern" society.
1.|Bros before bitches
2.|Bros before boxes
3.|A Man code article
4.|A Bro code article
5.|Friends before females
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Terms needing defined:
1. BRO | A bro in definition (if you are male) is a male you have a bond with. Most commonly referred to as friendship;friend.
2.>HOE;(HO) A woman, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife or ex-wife. Any such subset.
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"Bros before hoes"
1.> This term is a commonly referred to section of the "unwritten" "Man code" which refers to Men putting their friends or "brothers" before women. As it is respectful of one to treat those whose friendship was earned and is now respected above a woman who has not earned it.
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Usage:
subject 1: "Hey man"
subject 2: "what's up?"
subject 1: "I was thinking about asking that girl out over
there ,but i heard she was your ex girlfriend and
I was like nah Bros before hoes man."
subject 2: "Damn straight"
subject 1: "Real men follow the man code"
subject 2: "True, True."
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*Note:
Common place of this term has fallen out of usage as most men currently lack the fortitude to convey such morality and strength. I fear this term and the actions it conveys will be lost forever as chivalry, respect, and courage have in our "modern" society.
Examples of this terms meaning will be shown below.
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1.: Refer to "usage" at the bottom for a common example.
2.: A woman wants her soon to be husband to lose his friends as she does not like them for petty reasons. A man would not allow this to happen.
3.: A man sees a woman that he wished to engage in conversation, as does his friend. In this instance the one with less interest or more luck in the field of women should leave the avenue as it is respectful to the other person.
4.: A man is stuck on the freeway and calls his friend to help him, he refuses because he wishes to do something with his girlfriend rather than help his friend in need. This man is not a man at all.
5.: A man cancels set plans with friends because his girlfriend wants to do something with him. This man is also not a man.
Because bros before hoes
Bros before hoes
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1.: Refer to "usage" at the bottom for a common example.
2.: A woman wants her soon to be husband to lose his friends as she does not like them for petty reasons. A man would not allow this to happen.
3.: A man sees a woman that he wished to engage in conversation, as does his friend. In this instance the one with less interest or more luck in the field of women should leave the avenue as it is respectful to the other person.
4.: A man is stuck on the freeway and calls his friend to help him, he refuses because he wishes to do something with his girlfriend rather than help his friend in need. This man is not a man at all.
5.: A man cancels set plans with friends because his girlfriend wants to do something with him. This man is also not a man.
Because bros before hoes
Bros before hoes
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by The last concious man June 21, 2009
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If you say this you should never speak to anyone again. This is such a huge insult it will literally erase people like in dragon ball super.
Guy: "Ur mom gay lol"
Girl: "Ur daddy lesbian"
Guy: "Ur granny tranny"
Girl: "Ur granpap is a trap"
Guy: "your bro a hoe"
Girl: sent into oblivion and never seen again
Girl: "Ur daddy lesbian"
Guy: "Ur granny tranny"
Girl: "Ur granpap is a trap"
Guy: "your bro a hoe"
Girl: sent into oblivion and never seen again
by Frostyboi March 20, 2018
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what you say when a guy ditches his guy-friends for his girl
if a guy is spending all his time with his girlfriend and not hanging with the dudes anymore because he's always with his girl. The dudes want the guy to put his bro's (the dudes) higher in priority than the girl (the hoe) because they were tight first
similar to sisters before mister's - what the girls say
if a guy is spending all his time with his girlfriend and not hanging with the dudes anymore because he's always with his girl. The dudes want the guy to put his bro's (the dudes) higher in priority than the girl (the hoe) because they were tight first
similar to sisters before mister's - what the girls say
1.
Tom: oh sorry i can't go boarding with you and Joe and AJ tomorrow, im chilling with sally
Dan: Bro's before hoe's, man!!
2.
dan: Hey tom over here! we got smokes!!
Tom: nah, sally doesn't like it when i smoke
AJ: Dude, bro's before hoes!!
Tom: oh sorry i can't go boarding with you and Joe and AJ tomorrow, im chilling with sally
Dan: Bro's before hoe's, man!!
2.
dan: Hey tom over here! we got smokes!!
Tom: nah, sally doesn't like it when i smoke
AJ: Dude, bro's before hoes!!
by I. M. Cold February 22, 2010
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Matt: ur mom gay
Marc: ur dad lesbian
Matt: ur granny tranny
Marc: ur gramp a tramp
Matt: ur bro a hoe
Marc: *dies*
Marc: ur dad lesbian
Matt: ur granny tranny
Marc: ur gramp a tramp
Matt: ur bro a hoe
Marc: *dies*
by Xxxpussislayerxxx March 13, 2018
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