the law stating that always keep your buds before the significant other.
gotta keep the priorities straight, yo.
gotta keep the priorities straight, yo.
ho: let's go bowling.
dude: i be goin' out skeet shootin' wit' mah broes tonight. you know how it is.
ho: tru dat!
dude: i be goin' out skeet shootin' wit' mah broes tonight. you know how it is.
ho: tru dat!
by Kaldingo Balzingo January 07, 2004
The most true saying ever. You put your friends, homeis, what have you (bros) before your girlfriend, wife, mistress, etc (hoes). Always. Putting hoes before bros is wrong. It breaks all forms of comradery, homie-ship, and friendship. Never put your hoes before bros. NOTE: Putting hoe-bros before hoes is exceptible. Hoe-bros are friends who you are not romantically involved with, and also not trying to bang. But still put your bros before hoe-bros.
Alex: Let's go smoke some weed!
John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed.
Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes!
John: Well played. Go get your lighter.
John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed.
Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes!
John: Well played. Go get your lighter.
by Comrade 47 April 30, 2008
"Before Jimmy sexed Jenny, he put a call out to her boyfriend's answering machine saying they were doing it. Bros before hoes, dude!"
by Roger Ebert September 25, 2006
A casual, non-homosexual get together of two people of the male gender in which they participate in activities without the presence of people of the female gender to impede on their fun
"Dude, Jay... I'm excited for our bro no hoe date this weekend. We can relax and be ourselves without having to worry about girls."
"Yeah Tom... forget girls..."
"Yeah Tom... forget girls..."
by Thomas Chard October 29, 2007
a term you use when one of your friends is completely pussy whipped and you want him to realize that his friends are more important than some girl because they come and go
Dude, why are you always hanging out with your girl? All the guys are skating and chillin'. Bros before hoes, dude.
by Artie E. July 30, 2007
joshua: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny
daniel: ya bro a hoe
**sun turns into red giant**
daniel: ya bro a hoe
**sun turns into red giant**
by stargirl March 13, 2018
If you say this the entire universe as well know it will implode upon itself the moment these words are spoken.
by Matrix Drive March 22, 2018