A skanky poser bitch who acts inocent and tells little girls to screw and dress like whores

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A walking Barbie doll, all made of plastic and head just as hollow.

She tried to copy Jessica Simpson's Newlyweds show, and just managed to prove to the world how stupid hollywood blondes are.

Some dumb white trash bitch that can't sing and drops babies, and has a moochin homewreckin husband dat can't rap but swears he can

a. a girl's vagina
b. a pantyless person

a pre-packaged bubblegum princess, currently pregnant with a second child. talentless, live very poor voice, digitally edited voice is actually pleasant. all of her songs are written badly(music and lyrics).

A plastic, washed-up popstar who shaves her head and doesnt know how to take a joke.