a huge flaming piece of garbage often used to extinguish problems of the blue waffle sort... hideous boils often cover this persons face and beware she may hex your balls creating a pain than can only be described as a twisting and wrenching mess

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.