Taking the ugliest girl present in a bar/club home in an increcibly drunk state thinking that you are George fucking Clooney. However this is not terribly difficult because all women in England look like horses anyway.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.