The sexiest man alive. Everyone loves him. He is so good looking he turns men gay.

A magazine written by homeless artists. Started up by Briggsy this magazine has never sold a single copy because it is such pretentious bollocks.

Being very sore and feeling as if being hit by a bus from raging too hard at a concert or rave.

When you suck at a game so hard that you must destroy the controller so no one has to suffer through watching how terrible you are.

(n) this is the situation when a guy walks in on another guy petting his tiger, spamming the ham, corning the beef, shucking the corn, wipping the cork, choking the chicken, spankin the monkey, polishing the samurai sword, TAMING THE DRAGON aka...beating off or masturbating and thoroughly enjoying it by acting like "a deer in headlights" by staring at his erect penis for like 20 seconds.

The legendary words that will echo for millions of years

A calculus teacher at Western Michigan University who thinks 48=63 and can’t teach math at all. He likes boats, farms, Ferris wheels, coffee and water towers.