A fat ass nigger in need of a god damn thesaurus to add to his limited vocabulary of 3 fucking words

also admitted he was a nonce and a pussae
JOE: Look at that nonce

Mamma: I know right, he's called Shannon Briggs
by ShannonTheCannonBriggs November 25, 2019
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the deputy mayor and main eye candy from the TV show SWAT KATS,

callie briggs, hot blonde, a damsel in distress done right!
Callie briggs has got the legs of a goddess!
by thenotsogreatgonzo November 20, 2013
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A British female artist who makes indie music. Growing up in Tokyo she puts a cool style in her music. Although her real name is Sarah McLaughlin she gets the stage name, Bishop Briggs, from a town in Scotland where her parents are both from.
Person A: Hey did you hear that new Bishop Briggs song?
Person B: Yeah. It was awesome!
by non-caring blurryface July 12, 2018
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The act of inserting anal beads and pulling them out swiftly immitating the pull motion of a Briggs and Stratton small engine lawn mower.
Autumn received a Briggs and Stratton last night.
by D Southard June 17, 2006
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A mean black teacher who gives everyone bad grades.
Child: How did I do?
Mr. Briggs:Perfect. I'll give you a C+!
Child: Wtf?
by God of Urban Dictionary November 29, 2013
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Dopey Chicago Bear that the Bears put the franchise tag on, so he threatened to hold out the season on the advice of his agent, who took the fight to the press. He eventually signed a one year deal instead of the multi-year guaranteed money deal he wanted. Subsequently he crashed his Lamborgdini at 3 AM and fled the scene. It would have been ironic if he would had a career ending injury, because the Bears wouldn't have been on the hook for the multi year deal.
Lance Briggs almost pulled a Ben Rothslenberger.
by teabag September 12, 2007
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A meme that was created in the class of 2016-2017 of 2-20 of the same specific individual who is a living meme.

It usually included a face of an individual with a label referencing a topic.
"Have you seen the Briggs meme, It was great"

Quotes form said individual:
~"I had regularly fapped to Elmo"
~"If you want to have a seat, you'll have to have sex with a chair"
~"Sometimes I eat cake and get high. High-er up on Santa's lap."
by Uncle Rico. June 24, 2018
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