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The british character created by Helen Fielding.
A 30 something "singleton" who in both book and film was a heroine to millions of women around the world
Played by Renee Zellweger in two films "Bridget Jones Diary" and "Bridget Jones the edge of reason" co-starring Colin Firth and Hugh Grant.
She is such a bridget jones fan.
by KTW September 06, 2005
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Something of very poor quality.....I.e The biggest pants I have ever seen
Bowie used to be brilliant, but there's a bit of the Bridget Jones about his new album. ann summers
by Fresian November 25, 2015
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BJ, blow job, blowjob, head, fellatio
"This hooker was giving out Bridget Joneses for $1!!!"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"
by derek October 04, 2005
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The woman I aspire to be. The woman who kicks Elle Woods' ass when it comes to pulling off a Playboy Bunny outfit. The woman who journeys far and wide. The woman who puts up with her misery and continues walking on despite the budding blisters on her sensitive heels. Not only do I aspire to be her, but I want BridgetJones to be my sister in law.
Brother, I have a woman for you. Her name is BridgetJones.
by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
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a spinster! she’s so cool! everyone wants to be her friend, she has and won’t have a boyfriend for a while, but when she does, she’ll deserve him! he’ll be soo lucky!
who’s that?

that’s bridget jones!

she’s absolutely amazing!
by cpsister13 June 06, 2019
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