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Where a person defines their sexuality as 48% homosexual and 52% heterosexual, the same percentages as the referendum for the UK to leave the EU.
OMG is she bisexual?
Nah, she's brexitsexual
Wait, what's that?
She's not 50% gay, she's 48%, making her brexitsexual
Nah, she's brexitsexual
Wait, what's that?
She's not 50% gay, she's 48%, making her brexitsexual
by AcTuAllY iM OnLY 48% gAY August 02, 2019
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021