take a shit in the toilet bowl, wipe ass, piss on top of toilet paper, let it steep.
bob pissed me off so i brewed tea in his shitter.
by sdljh May 10, 2006
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Hallucinogenic tea brewed from the deadly Jimsonweed.
Ben didn't have enough loot for weed, so he made some Jimson brewed tea.
by Sparisi1122 August 13, 2008
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When someone's got tea to spill but they're gathering more information/getting it together in said persons mind OR drama has started and everyone else is waiting for the "tea" to finish "brewing".
"What's the tea sis?"
"I'm brewing the tea."

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"Dude did you hear what happened?"
"Yeah! Everyone's waiting for the tea to finish brewing."
by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019
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