The God/Boss of an asian video game known to have unproportionally large body parts. Leader of his soldiers. Kills people who oppose him by slapping them with his masculine "features."

Additionally, husband of Stephanie. Stephanie has long, towering, powerful legs to destroy foes by kicking them with her unclipped toenails.

A great guy who is short , with a big peace of meet between his legs and goes for short girls.

Tall boi. Freindly but required trust. He will use you as a armrest if he wants. Do NOT try to stop this as it is part of natural selection.

A little bitch.

Brennen is a tall,cute,nice guy that has straight light brown hair, angelic dark brown eyes and can be a complete idiot sometimes. Besides his idiotic behavior he is charming,smart,and sweet. Brennens likes to stare at his crush when he thinks they aren’t watching. And when they do see it he makes up an excuse like I was cheating off your paper.

Brennen a very sweet and caring guy. Is always here for his friends. A very athletic and cute guy. Usually has bad luck with girls even though they all call him hot. He’s always looking for a good time in bed with the ladies and is always up to spend some time with the boys and get drunk and smoke some fat doinks.

the whitest, most irrelevant shitbag you will ever meet.