A phrase for a female who needs to take things less serious and for a girl who acts bitchy for no reason
Guy 1 - yo bro you see that girl over there

Guy 2- yeah she has some dense breasts she's such a bitch
by Hoeify September 28, 2016
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A fatal medical condition in which a man/womans breasts become hard like a rock, taking pleasure out from boob jobs, and therefore, indirectly, causing sexual partners to kill you, hence the term 'fatal'
Help, my girlfriend has dense breast! i might have to put her down
by BigBoyDaffodil December 05, 2016
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A term used to describe the breasts of a woman. Term means breasts that are dense, not flappy, and support themselves.
Bob: Shit dude! How'd fucking Jesse go last night?

Joe: Damn bro, it was hot. She had such dense breasts.
by OhShiit December 20, 2016
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A synonym for calm your tits, meaning, calm down it’s not a big deal.
beth: “ i can’t fathum why john would cheat on me!!”

jessie: “ DESTRESS YOUR BREASTS, you broke up a year ago, why do you care?”
by panic.at.the.disco666 December 02, 2018
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The breast is the tissue overlying the chest (pectoral) muscles. Women's breasts are made of specialized tissue that produces milk (glandular tissue) as well as fatty tissue. The amount of fat determines the size of the breast. The milk-producing part of the breast is organized into 15 to 20 sections, called lobes.
Cindy: Ahh, my breasts are aching!
John: If I suck on them, they'll get better!
Bill Nye the Science Guy: The breast is the tissue overlying the chest (pectoral) muscles. Women's breasts are made of specialized tissue that produces milk (glandular tissue) as well as fatty tissue. The amount of fat determines the size of the breast. The milk-producing part of the breast is organized into 15 to 20 sections, called lobes.
by Whyisn'tmymomaskingmeforjoy September 30, 2020
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The spraying of male ejaculate onto the breasts of a female such as to provide total coverage. The volume and coverage area is key, as simply a few drops does not constitute a basting
Dave: Hey bro I fucked Chelsea Wyant last night...pussy was poppin!!

Adam: Nice! I know that’s been a long time in the works. You must have given her a nice glazing.

Dave: Hell yea I did a pull and skeet...gave a proper breast basting
by Sam Sambo May 01, 2021
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when you grab a random friend's boob for the first time
I just got my breast cancer badge from Jackie today!
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