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A breakfast eater is someone who has a stable life and actually has their shit together. So much together in fact, that it is actually quite annoying to the rest of us who don't have their lives in order. Breakfast eaters are driving erratically in your community right now and probably most Sunday mornings as well.
1. The breakfast eaters buy up all the good shit at the garage sales before I even get out of bed.
2. "Sorry I'm late, some BREAKFAST EATER was driving 45mph on the highway."
3. My lawn is fine, but looks like shit compared to all my breakfast eating neighbors with their fancy lawn vacs and hired lawn-care guys.
2. "Sorry I'm late, some BREAKFAST EATER was driving 45mph on the highway."
3. My lawn is fine, but looks like shit compared to all my breakfast eating neighbors with their fancy lawn vacs and hired lawn-care guys.
by earlsgarage November 02, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011