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An evil and irate man who bakes bread. He will not rest until all the peoples of the earth feast upon his multi-seeded bread, toasted, with raspberry jam. He flits like a ghost between the racks of bread in his bakery and browbeats his assistants when they attempt to - as he perceives it - undervalue his produce.
I saw the Breadman today. He's baked a gingerbread man that looks just like me, and it's hanging above the shelf. I'm scared.
by breadmanalert September 18, 2007
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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
by lilbabiey November 30, 2018
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The idiot of the day. The dumbest human to ever be in existence.
David is being the bread man today, he thought his socks go on his hands.
by Wizard of trees February 27, 2018
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A pale, skinny homosexual who loves all types of bread. Also could be know as a twink or otter.
Me: I was at the gay bar last night and there were a ton of otters there

Kev: did you see the breadman there?
by Blamski man January 26, 2021
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An absolute legend who ALWAYS has damp *folds*
Random guy: Who was the baddie that just walked by?
Other Random Guy: Oh! That’s Breadman! Fucking Legend!
by yomommasgf March 18, 2021
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