Urban Dictionary: bread loaf

n.: the worst insult ever

1) Dale (c) =): u bread loaf
2) haha remo, u bread loaf

by notd665 October 26, 2005

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Substance that comes out of an elephant's ass at the circus.

"Ruh-roh. That clown just stepped in the fresh bread loaf."

by Kfunky October 26, 2006

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When you clog the toilet by taking a shit the size and consistency of a bread loaf

“Hey man call a Plummer I just took a bread loaf in the bathroom”

by Shiter69420 May 30, 2021

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To give a girl head and call it a day.

How was your date with Stacy?

It was a lot of fun. We had dinner and then I bread loafed her and called it a night.

by Robthedog24 September 19, 2020

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bread loaf shoes

When an obese women is so fat that her feet puff out of the tops of her shoes like that of rising bread from a loaf pan.

Yo, check out that fat girls bread loaf shoes, her feet are puffing out of them just like rising bread.

by me.....)()( January 02, 2008

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When a girl is getting tit fucked while the guys dick is cover in bread crumbs.

Guy 1- "Man, last night, I was really loaf breading this chick hard, you should really try it."

Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading

Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."

Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."

by Mr.Endurance March 17, 2014

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Geometrical Bread Loaf

A very epic youtube, geometry dash player, and lover of bread who has spent far to much time trying to beat cataclysm

have you watched geometrical bread loafs new video and subscribed to his channel.

by geo bread loaf January 27, 2021

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