an extreme shart that penetrates through your underwear, pants and beyond to the surface beneath you.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

When an exceptionally massive turd crests out of the water, like a humpback whale.

Similar to a "periscope" (where the end of the turd will stick straight up out of the water).

Both of which, really really stink.

To violate given terms.

when at least 40% of your finger rips through toilet paper while wiping

When something was working out okay, and stopped working, a relationship was broken or a breach occured. When a relationship was never a good one to begin with, and both parties knew they didn't get along to begin, no breach took place since there was nothing working previously to break down.

When your finger (s) break (s) through the toilet paper while wiping your ass.