A variation of the Portugese Breakfast. With a willing particpant who is wearing a thong, fill their ass cavity with 2 eggs, Papaya, cold cuts, yogurt, and butter, then heat them up with warm coffee poured in via a funnel. This creates the "skillet". Scoop out with a french tickler, a spoon or, if the meat was ground, a large straw. Serves 2.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk