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A mole the size of a planet on your face.
WOW! He has a brazelton!
by MR.HACKY March 06, 2007
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A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
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1. When running late for work as usual, running across the street, tripping on the curb and landing with your face in doggy-doo.
2. When chasing a woman running away from you on the beach, tripping and landing with your face in doggy-doo.

I totally brazeltoned when I was at the beach trying to hit on this girl...
by Spelling Piranha February 09, 2008
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A motherfucking legend/goat/chosen one from God.
Wow I had such a phenomenal night tonight I feel like a brazelton.
by Mr. evil0219 September 11, 2019
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