To lie defiantly by staking your reputation on what you are saying and swearing to it on the lives of your family.

To lie like Ryan Braun
Tommy: "What did you tell Sue last night when you got home at 3:45 a.m.?"

Rudy: "I told her the car broke down, but she didn't believe me so I brauned until she was convinced. It was so easy, I am going to braun every time she doubts what I'm saying."
by Rust John Tommy Rude August 24, 2013
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The act of screwing up a joke or well known saying.

When someone is caught doing that, you say, "You Brauned that one"
Common Saying: "That guy's nuts. Grab him!"

If you said, "That guys crazy. Grab his nuts!" I would say, You Brauned that one.
by Psedonym Guy May 28, 2010
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Braun is a type of guy who eats a lot of dick. All he does is play rainbow six siege and fortgay.
Braun is gay
by Braun the gay May 28, 2019
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An awful manager. He stole the masters of Taylor Swift, causing her to re-record her albums. Now Taylor thinks of Scooter as an enemy.
Taylor Swift: I am so mad at Scooter Braun for stealing my masters. I am so going to teach him a lesson.
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A sexy big tiddied man who deserves the world. He deserves to have so much more hype and love.
I love reiner braun.
by anoncatgrl January 19, 2021
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As yet undiscovered sarcastic comedian who specializes in internet sarcasm and small private parties. Coined the acronym "lqtm" in a routine first credited to a bar mitzvah in 1999. Born and raised in Wenonah NJ where other notable people such as Steve Squyres, Jon Craig, Tim Squyres, Lauren Ward Larsen, Melissa McFadden Buscher, Buck Bridges and Karen Ward Scalzi originated.
Don't make me go all George Braun on you at your sweet sixteen party.
by Wenonah Rider October 25, 2011
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