Branyan's are offen stupid and sweaty. They hit on every girl and try to date everyone they can.

The branyan apologist uses as many non-points as possible in the most amount of comment space and is impervious to self-contradiction. Someone that rambles, asks off topic questions as statements, never gives a straight answers, verbose but says nothing important. Never uses a brain to communcate.

An ugly fat nigga who looks like a dick in a condom