if you are deemed the brainliest, you have hit rock bottom. You have nothing in this life, no worth, no freinds, no family. and your crush is a 250 meatball bitch that lives off welfare and food stamps.

Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)