A person that exists on planet earth and the digital world with no friends

The Night Ranger guitarist who had the undesired position of filling Randy Rhoads shoes in Ozzy Osbournes band after Randy Rhoads was tragically killed.

His tademark style was outlined by use of harmonics in conjunction with the whammy bar.

A man on the down low (secretly gay while in a relationship )

I’m so sorry you don’t take it up the arse

Brad Janke is just a Delight to be around, but makes a very mediocre Chili and Brisket. Despite that minor flaw, he is gregarious, firm in his beliefs, and deeply loyal to those he allows to be in his life. If you have a Brad Janke in your life you are a lucky individual!

Code word for blowjob (initials are BJ).

IT’S MR MVP, SIMP. Brad jones is usually simping over other girls. some would say he’s more whipped than whipped cream