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cute guy geek that you can spend tons of time with at the apple store, and he won't complain.
my boyfriend likes apple.
by teh_applegoddess July 07, 2003
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A human with a penis that only gets hard for one female (for an indefinite time), who is also known as his girlfriend.
My boyfriend only gets turned on by me, his girlfriend, therefore, he cannot cheat on me.
by AshyCakes September 17, 2016
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1. Man who's dick you suck so he won't dump you.

2. Man who you do laundry, cook, and clean for so he won't dump you.

3. Man who you sit next to on the couch while he's watching Playboy shows on tv and pretend you're having fun so he won't dump you.

4. Man who you're not exactly sure why you care if he dumped you but you do.
I dont understand why we all want to have a boyfriend. but we do.
by collegekid153 October 03, 2008
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useless, except for that one thing that hangs in between his legs which can be mass produced in every shape color and size and found at nearest sex shop or ordered by internet. yes. useless is right ;reason why women are so bitchy
Meet my new boyfriend mr. dildo.
by MERCEDESs June 11, 2007
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A very cute accessory that puts its arm around your waist and makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
I saw my friend hitting on my boyfriend so I screamed at her and slapped her and he's still mine!
by JTangel December 11, 2006
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are people that say they love you and then break your heart into a million pieces.
boy- ily
girl-ily soo much your an amazing boyfriend
5 minutes later
boy - im sorry it isnt working
girl- tears start rolling down her face
by Kayla Catherine May 02, 2006
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A giant cock-block; his whole goal in life is to dangle a well desired girl in front of many guys faces.
Susies's boyfriend is a giant asshole
by Sam January 23, 2005
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Someone that your best friend hates. but you choose your boyfriend over her. and then when you break-up you go crawling back about so and so broke you heart.
can we just talk, my boyfriend just broke up with me. can we just be friends again?
by courtney November 24, 2004
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