box of rocks

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.

Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.

by JP March 12, 2005

box of rocks

a box full of rocks

box of rocks

by the cooler penguin27 October 8, 2020

box of rocks

In sports (real and fantasy) a term used to describe a trade where the other side got nothing of any real value in return.

"Philadelphia traded their whole team to New York for nothing but a box of rocks."
"Derek is trying to get Joe's best outfielder, second baseman and pitcher for a box of rocks."

by Henry II August 13, 2006

box of rocks

A case of Rolling Rock beer (in bottles).

Lets go to the store and get a box of rocks.

by Tom W W April 17, 2008

box of rocks

Nick name giving to Peter Petrelli after in Season 2 his IQ had dropped to that of a box of rocks

He didn't even want to find out who he was, just like Box of Rocks

by Jenna4891 January 28, 2008

box of rocks

TRUMP

DUMBER THAN A BOX OF ROCKS

by SAVANT PLUNGER April 5, 2017

A box of rocks

Used when referring to someone who is clueless,stupid, or just plain dumb.

Damn,that boy is as dumb as a box of rocks.

by Bill/K4FLH May 27, 2008