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A derogatory metaphor used to insult someone's intelligence level and comprehension of common sense, comparing their IQ to that of a box of hair, which--all things equal--should have an IQ of zero.
That nuthugger would probably be smarter if her brain was replaced with a box of hair. Wait, probably not.
by Juice March 08, 2005
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
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by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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Used as an ultimate example of stupidity or uselessness in people, ideas, or objects.
Bob is as dumb as a box of hair.
My boss's newest scheme is about as dumb as a box of hair.
Most of Mr. Popeil's products are about as useful as a box of hair.
by The Hair Bears August 25, 2006
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1. used to describe the intelligence or the "snap" a person has.
2. also could be an item sold on Amazon.
that guy at the hotel was dumber than a box of hair.

I was excited to find a box of hair sold in the housewares department on Amazon.
by hollyRoxxx May 12, 2020
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