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Someone able to open a safe without the combination. A safe cracker.
If we're going to get the loot out of that state-of-the-art safe, we're going to need a top-notch box man.
by KevintheOH September 12, 2006
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Boxman is an invention by smosh on youtube where a man is a box. There are several videos about his, one of the most hilarious is 'Boxman has a girlfriend'
Whoa! Is that Boxman and his new gf??!!
by hannahHORROR July 10, 2008
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"Look at that boxman who just used those donations to purchase alcohol and drugs."
by Dargar November 15, 2006
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To be as great as the one and only Box Man! Perfect human being that is bajangled.
You almost do as well as the Box Man.
Wow! Don't compete with me, thats like trying to compete with Jesus or Box Man.
by Sonja Box Girl April 29, 2006
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A term used to define a male period- when a man somehow bleeds by his penis if it were to get cut.
Oh Dang Johnny! A BoxMan! give me some towels and bandaids, stat!
by Chris Rizice January 05, 2008
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