(noun) an exceptionally long persistent turd when excreted from the anus lands in the bowl touching both sides so that when it is flushed does not go down but just spins creating a brown ring, causing repetitive flushing, and fear of overflow.
Michele- "C'mon Todd, just exactly what were you doing in there for so long? There's twenty people out here waiting."
Todd- "Sorry honey but that bowlscraper seemed almost alive. I finally had to reach in and break it in half."
Leah- "Thanks for sharing Todd. Would you please refrain from eating the chip and dip."
Todd- "Sorry honey but that bowlscraper seemed almost alive. I finally had to reach in and break it in half."
Leah- "Thanks for sharing Todd. Would you please refrain from eating the chip and dip."
by Lord Pinch A Loaf February 27, 2011
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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