A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.

From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".

A person called Jamie Wright who has a round ass head

Two fingers in Jameson and then in the vagina, thumb in baileys then anal. Jameson is the spike baileys for lube

When (usually) two females are having sexual inter course and one female inserts her middle and ring finger into the vaginal opening , and her thumb in the anus.

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal

Fingering a girl in her ass and pussy at the same time and picking them up