(noun) Refers to the unmistakeable urge to to take an explosive shit after ones participation in a running related athletic activity, such as cross country or track. Usually amplified by consuming large amounts of food or water
After completing the marathon, Matt had a bad case of runners bowels and dashed to the nearest port a potty.
by Joshie G. April 23, 2010
by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009
The action done by your dad when he lets loose a absolutely foul, sickening, putrid, pungent, wet, skunk ass fart when you are in the car and he locks the windows so you have no relief of fresh air.
The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.
The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.
Dad: *Rips Rank ass*
Brother: TF is that smell?!
Sister: Bro was that you?!
Brother: No!
Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.
Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.
*Locks window*
Brother: Oh shit
Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!
Brother: TF is that smell?!
Sister: Bro was that you?!
Brother: No!
Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.
Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.
*Locks window*
Brother: Oh shit
Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!
by HughJass1986 July 17, 2023
Human feaces that have the consistency of butter (moist and pastey). Tend to smear the bowl (causing ceramic mascara)
by Zonal K June 25, 2018
by Wolowitz' Mother December 28, 2011
Someone spiked the eggnog and Justin spent copious porcelain time after waking up with a wicked case of the Jingle Bowels.
by JROA December 21, 2006
by Decky1 January 22, 2012