Tina: “Ted! It’s our wedding night! Are you going to spend all night in the bathroom?”
Ted: “Leave me alone! I’m working on my wedding bowels!”
Ted: “Leave me alone! I’m working on my wedding bowels!”
by Chili2 March 08, 2018
by Zonal K June 25, 2018
The moment in which you are in a very busy public washroom taking a massive dump, and all of the sudden you let out a graceful, juicy fart followed by a breath-taking plop of the log you could finally squeeze out. Impressing everyone with your success. But be warned, for a performance can turn out bad, for these performances can go two ways, you can either let out an amazing fart and an inspriring drop of your success, or a wimp fart and just a drip of a poop.
by Vxper August 28, 2016
When one's bowels are out of control and could blow at any second. Also known as "wild bowels" and in some cases the green apple splatters. Often associated with mud butt.
When I eats ribs, about an hour afterwards I gets wile bowels and end up stuck onn the toilet for hours.
by Big Heaf near GSP, SC September 12, 2004
It's like the Super Bowl, only with feces.
Wow, the burrito supreme treated me to an outstanding super bowel. Bruce Springsteen even performed at the half!
by Navin1 February 01, 2009
"Christ I'm in pain here!"
"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.
"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.
by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008
An explosive turd. Usually builds up in the intestines, slithering around undetected gathering bits and pieces of digested taco bell and steel reserve. Then with little notice explodes out of the anus by-passing even the most strongest of sphincters.
Damn dude, I just dropped a Hiroshima-sized bowel bomb in that bitch! It looked like an interracial gay porno in fast-rewind.
by just call me K May 15, 2009