A man with an ass that could be described as a "bubble butt".

A crumpet. the term “Bouncy boy” explains how rubbery a crumpet is.

A hyperactive dog who behaves as though he has ingested large amounts of meth-amphetamines. when left home alone, he morphs into a bizarre super-hero (dun duh-dun!) and destroys the house like a terrorist Jew-bastard. He tends to move like a worm and likes to drag clothes from one room to another. he walks in circles like it is the thing to do, and he eats every female shoe he sees. he is a ferocious tongue face and doesn't know how to sing or anything.