Someone who is a bitch and a douche

n. Fellatio; oral stimulation of the penis. Also, head, brain.

Definition: A derogatory term used to describe or illustrate a plump, pear-shaped, overweight “woman” (aka fat chick). Can be used as an insult in front of the bouche’s face.

Background: The derivation is two-fold. The primary being the French definition for ‘mouth’. The latter deriving from the English word ‘butcher’ (because fat chicks (bouches) love to put meat in their mouth).

When a man cums in someone's ass and they fart/shit it out. Butt-douche

A noise that is often heard from a fat Turkish man when experiencing sexual pleasure. Prounounced; booj!

Vulcanizing the whoopee stick in the ham wallet,
Cattle prodding the oyster ditch with the lap rocket,
Batter dipping the cranny ax in the gut locker,
Retrofitting the pudding hatch with the boink swatter,
Marinating the nether rod in the squish mitten,
Power drilling the yippee bog with the dude piston,
Pressure washing the quiver bone in the wench wrinkle,
Cannonballing the fiddle cove with the pork steeple.
In short, Foxtrot Unicorn Charlie Kilo.

Bolish for "bullshit"