The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.
This isn't just bottled water. It's a *liquid hydration formula*!
by R2E February 28, 2008
Newsflash! WATER IS FREE! but you can waste your money on bottled water if you want to look really sharp
by alilhappything June 27, 2006
bottles of water with minerals, chemicals cuz tap water will melt white people......
NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people
NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people
by Ryguy Whits September 25, 2004
by thesarcasmguy January 04, 2016
Bottling your own water consists of such terrible diarrhea often the result of aggressive drinking and/or chili dogs. The poo comes out with a similar consistency of a squirt gun. Solid chunks are not allowed.
by ThePuddin January 11, 2009
You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.
by Perestroik-NO April 14, 2013
by gekk0lee July 13, 2021