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Borny (bohr-nee). adj.
1. a neologism combining the words "bored" (or "boredom") and "horny."
2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while simultaneously feeling lustful, lecherous and sexually invigorated
3.having nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).
4. Anticipating sexual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.
1. a neologism combining the words "bored" (or "boredom") and "horny."
2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while simultaneously feeling lustful, lecherous and sexually invigorated
3.having nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).
4. Anticipating sexual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.
I'm feeling pretty borny: I did nothing but look at porn all day. I wish I had more female friends.
Man, Stephanie said I could poke her tonight, but she isn't returning my calls. Nows she's left me disgruntled and borny.
Man, Stephanie said I could poke her tonight, but she isn't returning my calls. Nows she's left me disgruntled and borny.
by Dick Rex, P.I. January 15, 2008
Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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"Man, last night sucked, Tara was supposed to come over last night but she left me hangin', i was just sitting there borny as hell."
by The Midget January 15, 2005
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Yesterday when I got home from work I was super faded but feelin borny, so I just jacked off staring out the window at trees n stuff
by FatStab August 22, 2015